What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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hashtags suck balls

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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