- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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