- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

There once was this guy and he fell down

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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