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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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