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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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