- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

eat a hot dog

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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