Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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