What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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