- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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