- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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