- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

knock knock who's there? faith

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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