Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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