- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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