- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

I love alchohol!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??