what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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