- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

CFL

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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