- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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