Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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