Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

justin beiber sucks

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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