Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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