- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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