- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

I have cancer. And you're next.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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