what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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