- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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