a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Massie is a fatass

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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