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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

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