What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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