How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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roses are red violets are blue

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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