What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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