- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

woman's lacrosse

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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