- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange? an orange

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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