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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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