Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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