- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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