- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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