What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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