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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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