- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why didn't he finish his

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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