- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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