- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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