- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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