- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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