- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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