- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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