- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

dat shoe shine tho

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

i committed murder

whats black and large -me

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