Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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roy g biv

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What does? 42

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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