- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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