how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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