- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

justin beiber sucks

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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