When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Good job, son.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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hey justin

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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