- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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