In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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