What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Poop.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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