Hats better than a stick? A stone

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

My love life

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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