If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Feminism.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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