roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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