I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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