Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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