- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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