- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

#Getweird

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Your sex life.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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