- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

men's rights activists

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

European on my shoes, buddy.

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