bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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