Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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I literally died laughing

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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just in time?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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