What happened to my sunglasses?

The truth is he loves her!!

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Connor is homo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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