- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's worse than this That :(

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Matthew Baker

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

knock knock no ones home

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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