- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

think twice or at least think

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Hail Hitler

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Beka has AIDS

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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