Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Please don't shoot me

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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