Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Knock knock. Get out!!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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