why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

a. why? b. because

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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