- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A women left the kitchen.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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