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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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