In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Title IX

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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SEX

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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