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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Yellow People !!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Justin with a hat.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A fat guy!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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