- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why so serious ?

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

swag

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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