- Anti Joke

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.