- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??