4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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