I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's big and long? My dick.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

united we sit, cause we're fat

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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