Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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