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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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