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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What do you call an arab ?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What is the name of the car? What

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I just drank a cola.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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