- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

you suck

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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