- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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