- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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