Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

roses are red violets should be purple

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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