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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

An Aisian failed a test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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