What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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