What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

DEATH.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Tommy got neutered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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