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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

guess what what ...

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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