Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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