What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

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