Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Women's rights

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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123 f*ck off

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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