- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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