What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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