how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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My mum is called Steve

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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