why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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