What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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